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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a baby from Dover? Doverkiin."
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"An atheist, a vegan and a femenist walked into a bar. And everyone knew it instantly."
"Hitler on mining ""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So mine less"" [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""
"Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent"
"What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus? Koala vomit"
"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef."
"What is the difference between Trump's tie and a horse's tail? The horse's tail covers the whole asshole"
"To be fair, being Swiss isn't ALL bad The flag is a big plus"
"What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in? The Woof of Wall Street."