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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a vegan and a femenist walked into a bar. And everyone knew it instantly."

"I wrote a book about my car It was an auto-biography"

"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free"

"Just signed up to study abroad I heard she has absolute cans."

"I'm not a ""stalker"". I want to make sure you're okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Moby Dick? Moby is just named Dick but Trump is an actual dick."

"Why do Televisions have buttons? because they cant have zippers"

"A Tiny Joke Zack's penis."

"My superpower is predicting the exact day I'll need something that sat idle in a drawer for months so I can throw it away the day before."

"Teacher: Fred I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !"