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Joke of the Day

"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."

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"I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs"
"Okay body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the ""energizing"" claims. You're soap."
"What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? Straight talk."
"TIFU by eating my brother's extra hot Subway sandwich! Whoops, wrong sub."
"You know what I hate about abortion clinics.. They really suck the life out of you."
"I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros."
"Why did the headless chicken cross the road? Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me:I'm cute? Cop: Nope Me: you like my car? Cop: Nope Me: I could do this all day."
"For five years my mother tucked me in at night... she really wanted a girl Credit goes to my friend Nick for telling me this one. Hi Nick!"