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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef."
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"I Just Won the Polish Lottery I get $1 a year for a million years."
"* Knock knock. - Who is there? * It's the police. We have received complaints about the noise."
"What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard? ""Chin""ger"
"I deserve an award for beating up a school shooter... I beat him up every day for nearly a year before he shot up the school."
"What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck."
"I made a bet with my sister that I could make a working car out of spaghetti.. ..you should have seen her face when I drove pasta."
"Not to 1up you but *drops green mushroom on your head*"
"Doctor: I'm glad to say the ear operation was a success Patient: WHAT"
"Walking with our phones, we all look like Star Trek crew members trying to get a life form reading on an uncharted planet."