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Joke of the Day

"What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening? A cat in a minefield."

"Somebody asked me if I was the Michelin man. It must be my *at-tire*."

"How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read below] How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read title]"

"The answer to 4 Leg, 2 Leg, 3 Leg riddle is a man... because a woman is on her knees all day."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless"

"""Dad, what's the difference between love and lust?"" - Well, ya know your teddy bear? ""I love it"" - While you're at school, the dog lusts it."

"What did the physicist have for lunch? Fission chips."

"I was raised by wolves I was then lowered by bears They really should only have one species of animal operating these cranes"

"""The club can't even handle me right now."" What, like structurally? Should we call an engineer? Evacuate? Advise."