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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, what's the difference between love and lust?"" - Well, ya know your teddy bear? ""I love it"" - While you're at school, the dog lusts it."

"Did you hear about the guy that was hospitalized with several plastic horses in his ass? His condition is stable"

"Last weekend I prevented a rape. It didn't take much. You can do it too. I finally convinced her"

"Why don't Mexicans play bridge? Because they're afraid of the trump card."

"Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?"

"Which is the saltiest fish? Tuna"

"Did you know Danny Welbeck's dad was a bomb disposal expert. His name was Stan Welbeck."

"I had a fight with my imaginary girlfriend She was never there"

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep? With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside."

"My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite... When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up."