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Joke of the Day
"Somebody asked me if I was the Michelin man. It must be my *at-tire*."
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"My 11 year old cousin just told me this knee-slapper What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? ""Damn"""
"So annoying when Mexican women at Walmart pretend they don't know where the cleaning supply aisle is."
"There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks stopped at line two."
"How did the Pianist play without fingers? Not very well at all..."
"What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster."
"TIL that 70% of statistics are made up on the spot. ...like for example this one."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."
"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."
"Where is the gangster egg from? The Upper Sunny-Side"