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Joke of the Day

"The Holocaust was real... How dare you deny The Holocaust?! My grandfather died in Auschwitz man Yeah, tragic... he fell out of the guard tower."

"Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad descisions..."

"My friend died doing what he loved most... Heroin."

"What's Donald Trumps favorite Pink Floyd album The wall"

"Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat? A: She fits into your wife's clothes."

"Mom filled up the refrigerator ... we could say that it had a pretty productive day."

"Skywritten letters: SUSAN I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS WRITING BUT THIS IS HOW I WANTED TO PROPOSE; WILL YOU MAR"

"Seriously how much of Krypton fell to earth and how do bad guys keep finding it? You're Superman, handle your shit. This ain't a game, dawg."

"Who's faster than Christopher Walken? Christopher Runnen Who's slower? Christopher Crawlen"

"My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker."