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Joke of the Day

"I've been cutting corners my whole life... But now I am a well-rounded person, so it worked out pretty well."

"My friend told me a bad joke he got from the internet... I asked him where he reddit."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"

"I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you."

"I met this gorgeous girl on the subway... and I said to her, ""do you know the different between lunch and a blowjob"" ""no"" Ok, lets go to lunch then."

"What do Chinese monks eat? qis."

"Life just handed me lemonade. Not sure what to do."

"Why hasn't Beetle Bailey retired from the Army yet?"

"I'm fine with bestiality as long as it's consensual. Neigh means neigh"

"I always like to keep $7000.00 on me in case I wanna stop at Whole Foods and get some fruit"