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Joke of the Day

"I went to Africa recently... ...and I saw that they used Co2 as fuel instead of petrol or diesel. I couldn't believe it and I exclaimed, ""Madagascar!"""

"To determine a rabbit's sex from afar, try sneaking up on them and shouting: if he runs, it's a boy. If *she* runs, it's a girl."

"Why was Hitler a pussy? Because he had nein lives!"

"If it weren't for Edison... ...we'd be watching TV by candlelight."

"Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party? Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys."

"Don't let your dreams be dreams! -Plato, in discussion on , the Greek goddess of victory"

"Why did god invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt!"

"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."

"Bought a new boomerang today Having trouble throwing my old one away"

"Did you hear about the DJ who bought a cheap pair of photochromic lenses? He had shitty transitions."