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Joke of the Day

"I went to Africa recently... ...and I saw that they used Co2 as fuel instead of petrol or diesel. I couldn't believe it and I exclaimed, ""Madagascar!"""

"I like birthdays but I think too many can kill you"

"Wilderness survival tip #32: To deter bears from attacking your tent, simply sprinkle your neighbor's campsite with bacon powder."

"I recently saw The VVitch and it was a very eye opening experience I had no idea Hilary Clinton had such a rough childhood."

"*brings knife to gunfight* *knife used to cut pizza* *pizza served & differences resolved* *last slice up for grabs & gunfight ensues*"

"You know how one lie leads to another? Well, to cut a long story short, my 7yo daughter now thinks she's allergic to owls."

"Why did the blonde quit using the pill? Because it kept falling out."

"Recursion is a curious concept because it can refer to sentences, such as this one, that refer to curious concepts."

"A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm... ""Daddy I'm cumming!"" ""Hi Cumming, I'm dad"""

"I try to avoid nice people so they can stay that way."