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Joke of the Day
"Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity ."
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"If you were antipencil, would you be erasist?"
"Trump after Obama is like Umbridge after Dumbledore. R.I.P"
"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!"
"If college football created a bowl game called the ""Hyperbole,"" which two teams would be selected to play in it? The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe."
"Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."
"Has this one ever been used? Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was chicken. Alright."
"I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything."
"Marriage is like a seesaw. It's not fun if one of them is fat."
"[me narrating a documentary about the pyramids] I really want a Toblerone for some reason."