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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!"
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"How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently not 8 because my basement is still dark."
"I'm not really a 'walk of shame' kind of girl. Im more of a 'put it back in my nightstand drawer when I'm finished & roll over' kind of girl"
"So, being ironically stupid is funny... But being an Ironic Sociopathic Murderer is still being a murderer? I'll never get people sometimes."
"What did the extremely super cool and awesome guy say to his equally super cool and awesome friend? Your *sup* is *bro*ing!"
"What says the egg to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick"
"Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children."
"Doctor told me I need glasses. So I'm having several tonite."
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb and another to hold the penis. ladder! I meant ladder."
"What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !"