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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!"
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"Donald Trump can't take any criticism... At this point he's such a pussy about it he may as well just grab himself."
"I got the job as a psychic! I don't know how."
"Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange ... I said, ""no it doesn't...."""
"I'm in a long-distance relationship My girlfriend lives in the future."
"(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions? Arrows con Pollo"
"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"
"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away"
"What do you call a very unfriendly, female dog? A cunt."
"Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place."