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Joke of the Day
"[me narrating a documentary about the pyramids] I really want a Toblerone for some reason."
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"Gay jokes aren't funny. Butt fuck it."
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"Does anyone smell that up dog?"
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"Hey girl, did it hurt? Did it hurt when you had to use your fingernails to rip through the dense layers of sediment on your way up from Hell"
"A man walks out of a toilet cubicle with semen coming out both sides of his mouth, what do you know? The floors are level"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... (Self-Repost) ...One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there!""."