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Joke of the Day
"Therapist: Are you a man or a mouse? Mickey: Quite frankly, I was hoping you could tell me."
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"How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?"
"Albert Bandura can anyone tell me the joke about bandura with a chicken and the egg. something about realizing that the environment came first"
"Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents? He's an orphan."
"What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm? OGG"
"On my birthday, my wife asked me to take her some where she never visited... On my birthday, my wife asked me to take her some where she never visited. So I took her to the kitchen :P"
"The first thing I thought when I saw that House Republicans wanted more Congressional Bengazzara hearings... ""This seems a bit much, wasn't *that* bad as Jackie Treehorn"""
"I want my funeral to be 20 consecutive moments of silence followed by a first-time bugler playing taps."
"My wife and I welcomed our second child into the world yesterday afternoon! I never knew she African ancestry...but I guess I should have known with the first one."
"Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""