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Joke of the Day
"I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it."
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"What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office."
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"If everyone jumped off the docks I would too. I'm a sucker for pier pressure."
"My girlfriend walked in on me again while I was eating cake frosting she'd hidden in the fridge. I hate getting caught masticating."
"What do you call an Indian bloke in a submarine? Mandeep."
"What do books have that Mexicans don't? Papers."
"Whats the best part about dating a Black girl? You don't have to worry about meeting her Father"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ye think it be the R but it really be the C!"
"When is April 2nd and she is still pregnant! D:"