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Joke of the Day
"Why did Kennedy throw his head back? He was taking a shot."
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"If your Uncle Jack was on an Elephant.... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the Elephant?"
"Do you know that the Coast Guard requires that you be at least six feet tall? So that if your ship sinks, you can walk back to shore!"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room? Novak."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say insert Bill here"
"People say I don't have what it takes Yeah, because every time I get it, it takes it."
"What do you call a Blind German? A Not see."
"What does a South Korean call their lover? Their Seoul Mate."
"""I'll just stagger around yelling random, incoherent shit as people try to keep me from hurting myself."" Drunks and 1 year olds."