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Joke of the Day
"How many women here think men are pigs? Let me see a show of tits."
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"Lovers When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
"What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? Luters."
"I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"
"Why are gardeners better problem solvers than politicians Because gardeners really get to the root of the problem."
"What do you call a nun on a bicycle? Virgin Mobile"
"What does a pregnant teen and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my mom's gonna kill me."""
"If an Elvis impersonator dies, doesn't he kind of become the best Elvis impersonator"
"Some people get their friends to do their bidding by offering favors or compensation. I just threaten to throw their iPhones in the toilet."
"Two robots walk into a bar... [...and are immediately banned from the establishment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3sxirv/a_man_walks_into_a_bar_and_orders_a_rum_and_coke/cx1bzxf)"