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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun on a bicycle? Virgin Mobile"
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"customers who viewed SHIMMERING LIGHTS OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS, also viewed THEIR FEET HELPLESSLY MOVING TOWARDS THE DARKNESS OF THE WOODS"
"Did you hear of the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking."
"Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth Watching ""Game of Thrones"" made me realize that Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth. She is always coming..."
"I can see 4 years into the future 20/20 Vision"
"til the hard way that my toenails are stronger than my teeth."
"Threw a surprise bukakee party for my girlfriend last night You should have seen her face."
"Difference between a newspaper and a TV..... Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a television?"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support over here or people will think we're nuts."
"What's the difference between a Penis and a paycheck? After five years your Wife will still blow your paycheck"