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Joke of the Day
"What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house? Roofs."
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"Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?"
"Childbirth Around 0AD childbirth was fraught with danger, but luckily for Jesus he was born in a stable condition"
"ME: *eating fast food* VEGAN GUY: You eat that stuff? ME: Yeah VG: That stuff is gonna kill you ME: *visibly annoyed* not soon enough"
"A man posts an original joke to http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes"
"June Bugs are like College Dropouts They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore.."
"I thought the recipe was for making margarine, however, it churned out to be butter."
"Bats are just rats who had too much Red Bull."
"My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15mins to come back inside but they can hear me bite into a Pop-Tart from 3 counties away."
"Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table"