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Joke of the Day

"What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house? Roofs."

"What's the worst part about watching porn? ... The climax is always the same."

"If anyone has a really good fish pun... Let minnow"

"*aliens land on Thanksgiving* *me showing them around* ""We have a specific bone we break from the carcass to make a wish"" Aliens: Savages"

"Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions."

"Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation"

"Three men walk into a bar The fourth one asks ""You guys ok? Didn't you see that low hanging bar?"""

"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."

"What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"THERAPIST: what's wrong? WIFE: he speaks in typos ME: EVERYTHING IS JUST FIND BRENDA! THERAPIST: ok maybe we should take 5 ME: food idea"