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Joke of the Day

"Childbirth Around 0AD childbirth was fraught with danger, but luckily for Jesus he was born in a stable condition"

"What do you call a serial killing cannibal who catches on fire easily? Flammable Lector."

"Why do seagulls live by the Sea..? ..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it."

"Two Ninjas What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night? Numchucks."

"""We're out of options, I'll have to use the jetpack,"" I said, strapping on the jetpack and ignoring many non-jetpack options still available"

"Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up."

"Two ships crashed in the night one ship was carrying red paint the other blue The survivors were marooned"

"Is there a condition called ""melanism"" ... ...in white people, the opposite of albinoism in black folks? Because, if not, she's got some explaining to do."

"I always use a short cut when I'm going to knife fight a midget."

"TIFU by posting a joke online... You had already reddit."