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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked why I have a folder named ""dick pics"" I told him because nobody will open it and find my porn."

"what do u call a mexican who lost hes car carlos LOL"

"I think this is the weekend to finally tell my parents I'm straight."

"Why is Hillary running for President? Because it's easier than running from the law."

"HR: Do you use the visualization exercises from the anger management class? Me: Yes, I picture a swarm of bees attacking co-workers."

"[1st Date] Brain: Be cool, gurl Him: Hi, I'm Ja- Me: Toilet paper should be called crapkins Him: Netflix: So... Just you and me again, eh?"

"What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ? bruces"

"Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly? Because their p is quiet."

"HELP!!! I forgot it's Mother's Day! I need some quick Mother's Day Present."

"A dyslexic man walks into an Arab."