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"How does every racist joke begin? *looks over both shoulders*"
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"I like my women like I like my butter In a box, in a fridge."
"What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? 'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald"
"Sometimes I just like to switch off I think that's why I lost my job in the Intensive Care Unit"
"My wife and I recently bought a Great Dane, the smell around our house is absolutely disgusting. Every time he barks I shit myself."
"Your momma so slutty... ...her spirit animal is the swallow."
"Jesus walks into an inn With a Cross and some nails. He says to the Innkeeper, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"If I were an attractive girl, I would introduce myself as Hottie McHotterson because I would still be an asshole."
"[Lab] Co-worker: ""Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?"" Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno."
"What do the jews use to browse the internet? NethanYahoo!"