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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying to tell a Pokemon joke to my brother but he just doesn't get it. He's a slowbro."
Next Joke
"I have a ton of leftover horse. It turns out I'm not as hungry as I thought I was."
"Manny Pacquiao says he would accept a rematch with Floyd Mayweather. ""Yes, I will allow you to pay me another $100 million,"" he told sources"
"I melted down all my various rewards cards into a universal ""Rewards Dagger"" that gets me a discount everywhere."
"Powdered sugar, the cocaine of popos!"
"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"
"A movie theater near me closed down they didn't meet projections"
"What do you call a nun sleep walking? A roamin' Catholic"
"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide."
"What did Michael Jackson say at the bank? ""Make that change"""