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Joke of the Day

"Manny Pacquiao says he would accept a rematch with Floyd Mayweather. ""Yes, I will allow you to pay me another $100 million,"" he told sources"

"Someday I'll find a good commie joke... Marx my words."

"When did 888 equal zero???? When Eight ate eight"

"I was arrested last week at the airport. Apparently, they don't like you calling 'shotgun' before boarding the plane."

"How to have sex How do you get a gay man to have sex with a female? You fill her cunt up with shit."

"What's the difference between an Anorexic girl and an escalator? The anorexic would not eat Chinese."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn't always catch it the first time."

"Oh, you wash your clothes each time you wear them? Well la de da, your majesty."

"*ring ring* Hello? ""If u want to see ur son again give me $500,000"" OH GOD PLEASE DONT HURT HIM ""I won't if u-"" Haha gotcha, leave a message"