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Joke of the Day

"Manny Pacquiao says he would accept a rematch with Floyd Mayweather. ""Yes, I will allow you to pay me another $100 million,"" he told sources"

"Imo everyone should consider organ donation Ahhh actually I've had a change of heart"

"Why a woman doesn't make sense to a man... Actually they make 77 cents to a man."

"Why do pills bottles have cotton in them? So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs."

"Just read a few inspirational tweets about courage and confidence and GUESS WHO IS GOING TO ROB A BANK TONIGHT?!!"

"Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' a Thought said and killed herself..."

"There should be a prenatal test to tell if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."

"Why are eagles so hard to find? They're always in diskies"

"What do you call a horny Catholic? A firm believer."

"I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again. joke by Tim Vine"