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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a baby in the middle of the ocean without arms or legs? fucked."
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"The worst thing about when someone tells you to chillax is what to do with their corpse."
"I am Patrick Cox with Tax Masters I like my women Easy 10-40 EZ"
"My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."
"""I just dumped my girlfriend lol"" - a cannibal after taking a shit."
"Do you ever wake up. Kiss the person beside you, and just be thankful to be alive. I did. Not really appreciated on flights apparently"
"What's the definition of gross? Two vampires fighting over a used tampon"
"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler..."
"What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"Did you hear about that story about the kid, that brought in a clock to school? It has really blown up in the news."