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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that story about the kid, that brought in a clock to school? It has really blown up in the news."

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"Once you've seen one shopping centre... You've seen the mall."
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"My wife asked me: ""Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home."" I replied: "" I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"""
"a Rabbi, an accountant, a banker, and a doctor walk into a bar mitzvah"
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"They say you are what you eat... That's why I'm a good person"
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"What do you call a lesbian who also doesn't eat meat? A vagetarian."