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Joke of the Day
"""I just dumped my girlfriend lol"" - a cannibal after taking a shit."
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"What do you call a black bastard who never grew up? LeBron James"
"Incest... When you hit a little too close to home"
"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines!"
"How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument? They went outside and exchanged blows."
"(Original) Why should you keep a broken clock? It's just nice having an extra set of hands around."
"*bursts into church* DONT MARRY THAT WOMAN ... Undertaker: ""This is a funeral"" ... OKAY WELL IT STILL HOLDS TRUE, DONT MARRY HER"
"I haven't drawn in so long that I'm feeling sketchy"
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Black and full of semen."
"1.What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!"