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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler..."

"I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high... She looked surprised."

"Give a toddler a crayon and he will eat that crayon. Teach him how to color and he will eat more crayons."

"14yo: Have you ever smoked marijuana? Me: Today? 14yo: What? Me: What?"

"Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan? Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them."

"What did the black mother name her 5 daughters? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names!"

"Why do people have legs? So our ass wouldn't hit the floor while we walk!!!!"

"How much energy did Hitler use during his reign? 6 million killajews"

"Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars"

"So, you know how they put that magic hat on Frosty and it makes him talk? I wonder if there's one that works in reverse, but for children."