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Joke of the Day
"I may be Indian.. ...but damn Curry sucks!"
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"What is the slowest ship? A snail boat."
"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we both are... But I laugh more."
"Doc, my leg bone is missing! ""You must be joking!"" ""No doc, there's not a humerus bone in my body!'"
"Thank you Facebook for putting everyone's Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it."
"What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum."
"How do you make your girlfriend cry while you're having sex? Call and let her know."
"This dude forgot to put tomatoes on my sandwich. Thanks, ""artist"". Now I have nothing to pick off."
"Can we all agree to just stop what we're doing for 5 minutes and get a worldwide airplane safety speech and then we can skip them forever?"
"Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it."