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Joke of the Day

"Doc, my leg bone is missing! ""You must be joking!"" ""No doc, there's not a humerus bone in my body!'"

"On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker."

"When someone asks if you lost weight, the correct response is always, ""no, it just seems like it to you because you got fatter."""

"My friend got sent to prison for pulling out 3 people from a burning building Unfortunately, it turned out they were firefighters"

"Had sex at the bowling ally on the ball return.. ...the girl loved it because I gave her 9lbs from the front and 14 from the back"

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"

"Ray Manzarek, Ric Ocasek, and Sting were talking about forming a new band after moving on from their previous bands. They were going to call themselves The Police Car Doors."

"""Serving size: half sandwich."" Really, ice-cream sandwich manufacturers? I know what you're doing. And I don't like it."

"Something about everything sucks."

"I've been shoveling manure all day So don't give me any bullshit."