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Joke of the Day

"This dude forgot to put tomatoes on my sandwich. Thanks, ""artist"". Now I have nothing to pick off."

"What's the #1 thing that pisses off redditors? You're grammar"

"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"

"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"

"My grandmother is like a fine wine that grows more racist with every year."

"A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF! He was gone, without a tres."

"A zombie jumped out at me, in a haunted house, but he didn't scare me. He did, however, catch my elbow in his face."

"What do you call a love story between resistance and energy? Omhmeo and Jouleiet"

"I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early."

"Well-behaved is past tense for me."