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Joke of the Day
"How do you make your girlfriend cry while you're having sex? Call and let her know."
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"The two most horrific words on the internet are ""Begin Slideshow."""
"Q: What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? A: The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."
"In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say ""No Trespassing""."
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but can't run!"
"why can't you fool aborted fetuses? because they weren't born yesterday."
"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? -A widow."
"Feminists who get easily triggered... need to just man up."
"Restaurant owner warns his employee: ""one must open oysters carefully""... The employee answers: ""no shucking fit!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there? IP IP Who Haha...that's nice r/eli5 it's funny because it sounds like I poo"