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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is red. Reddit is red, Facebook is blue.... No mutual friends, Who the fuk are u?"

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flys like a banana."

"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."

"How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common? They have no jobs"

"Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs? He only had Non-Stick pans."

"Once I got my art degree I didn't need to deliver to people anymore. Now they come to me, explaining what they want me to create. Then I ask them to pull up to the next window."

"Putting juice in the fridge is fine but put it in the oven and you're literally Hitler"

"I'm planning on having a three-some with a chicken and an egg tonight I'll let you know."

"How do Mexicans cut pizza? Little Caesars (say it out loud)"