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Joke of the Day
"How do Mexicans cut pizza? Little Caesars (say it out loud)"
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"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"
"Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells? She outgrew her B shells."
"My friend the Scarecrow just got a promotion He was outstanding in his field"
"Changing the world. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing herself."
"My grandmother was just diagnosed with Parkinson's disease She looks pretty shaken up about it"
"CNN is like a strip club... They keep dancing around all the polls."
"Why can't leopards hide? Because they are always spotted!"
"Why do the Chinese remember more then everyone else All their memories are in wide screen."
"Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose."