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Joke of the Day

"What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common? They have no jobs"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)"

"How do you make the 12th man Happy? FIRE BEVELL"

"My mood ring was stolen today. I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"I like my women how I like my coffee... In a Styrofoam cup"

"This Vietnamese couple I knew got married... Luckily for them they shared the same last name so it wasn't a big hassle for either of them. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"What did the White crayon say to the Black crayon? We make a GRAY team!"

"What did the spice say during climax? I'm cumin! I'm cumin!"

"What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics? Albums released through California penal records."

"The new pope sure lives up to his religion. His roamin around all over the place!"