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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay man who just got fired? A canned fruit!"
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"Bill Cosby admitted drugging women.. ...when he was questioned later about how he managed to sedate so many women he said simple, I put it in their pudding. I'll get my coat."
"All I'm hearing about today is a really awesome owl A superb owl at that, I don't get it."
"Bowlegged Pirate Did you hear about the bow legged pirate? Apparently he has C legs"
"Doctor Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!"
"What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy long legs"
"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."
"What insect lives on nothing ? A moth because it eats holes"
"Did you hear about the guy that was hospitalized with several plastic horses in his ass? His condition is stable"
"My phone just autocorrected ""Haha"" to ""Jaja"" so I guess I'm Mexican now."