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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!"

"""Son, if you keep masturbating like that you're going to go blind!"" Dad, I'm over here."

"Minecraft releases a new movie Critics say its a block buster!"

"Jared Fogle was guilty and got 16 years He was just grateful for anything under 18. Credit to SNL that joke might have converted me to watch."

"English ships start with HMS, United states with USS... what about Italian ships? AMB. It's stands for, 'Atsa Ma Boat!'"

"There's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless you crashed your milk truck and spilled it all over the freeway, killing a family."

"I hope there's a magazine for cool college bros called ""Frattitude."""

"Have you heard about that new Tron movie? The protagonists name is Adam."

"your momma so fat I'm seriously concerned for her health"

"I dream of the day when automatic paper towel dispensers finally realize the human hand isn't 3 inches long."