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Joke of the Day

"All I'm hearing about today is a really awesome owl A superb owl at that, I don't get it."

"What porn does a rooster watch? Hentai"

"Talking to your Urologist... ""Urine Trouble"""

"What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? One of them has a good driver."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (as in, heaven). Congrats you've just learned why that joke is that joke. Have a good day, faggot."

"Have you heard of the object without mass? It doesn't matter"

"Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine? You have to use a rope."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination."

"How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the description) How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the title)."

"Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week? Because Wednesday is hump day."