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Joke of the Day

"Bill Cosby admitted drugging women.. ...when he was questioned later about how he managed to sedate so many women he said simple, I put it in their pudding. I'll get my coat."

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"I'm not sure faith can move mountains... But we all know what it can do to skyscrapers. EDIT: Thanks for the love. More people have upvoted this post than have died in the attacks."
"Things we can't say by color. Things a white person can't say: The ""N"" Word. Things a black person can say: ""Thanks for the warning officer."""
"Why did they name the T-Rex in Jurassic World Rexy? Because if they went with the first syllable it would have been called Tyranny."
"About 1,503 people died from the titanic disaster. Just let that sink in."
"Our co-op has the most amazing locally grown, organic ibuprofen right now."
"Charlie Sheen Says He Has HIV... Finally a positive in his life."
"Meteorologist: According to our facts, we'll have a longer winter- People: LET THE GROUNDHOG DECIDE Meterologist: But science People: NO"