201818
Joke of the Day
"My phone just autocorrected ""Haha"" to ""Jaja"" so I guess I'm Mexican now."
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"Movie about internet Too slow"
"I just lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire. I only have Ash now."
"Growing up, my parents nicknamed by penis 'Eamonn' I never managed to get all my pee in the bowl."
"Why are fat couples always so close? Gravity"
"So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball. I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me. ""This is the punchline."""
"""So let's name the turtles after the most influential artists and their sensei we'll name after this lil piece of wood stuck in my foot"""
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate"
"Be more like Christ they said... Be more like Christ they said, so I became Jewish."
"I propose we rename our seasons: Blizzard Flood Oven Kinda Nice For A Bit"