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Joke of the Day
"In some people's eyes, throwing acid is wrong"
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"At funerals instead of crying, I tie the dead person's shoe laces together. It's not stupid. What if he comes back as a zombie?"
"Twilight is the literary World War I: you thought this was as bad as it could get, but then WWII/Fifty Shades happened."
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B-shells."
"If her age isn't on the clock, she is ready for the cock."
"My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her. But I keep telling her 'I'm not going to leave my wife'"
"""He's 24 months old."" 2 Your child is 2"
"""We suspect you may have inability to vocalise emotion disease"" ""I can't say I'm surprised"" *doc strokes beard* ""Hmm yes.Just as we thought"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !"
"I didn't let my st-st-stutter stop me from achieving my dream career I'm a door-to-door salesman. I sell ""No Soliciting"" signs. The more I st-st-stutter the more I seem to sell."