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Joke of the Day
"What is a mountain climber's favorite drink? Anything on the rocks."
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"A good thing about being single is I don't have to worry about anyone flushing while I shower. Or caring that I exist or whatever."
"A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says, ""Dad, can I have fifty dollars?"" The father looks at him and says, ""Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"If Steve Rogers was a drink, what drink would he be? An Iced Cap"
"What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!"
"Joke my dad told me: What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her head"
"What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum? Free fap material"
"What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out."
"To clean up or just move. This is the question."
"Lionel Ritchie says 'Hello', by the way."