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Joke of the Day

"Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!! It's called Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable."

"Bridge is like sex If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"What is a Freudian slip? A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother."

"some penguins also can't fly because of their previous statements on Hamas and Afghanistan"

"How do I take my coffee? Uh..Orally. Why? How do you take it? Freak."

"Buying my parents' house. Soon, like so many of the 'ladies' here... I too will be a middle aged man tweeting from his mom's basement."

"Calculus Joke http://i.imgur.com/4s8NLUO.jpg Not mine, but thought I'd share anyway. Hope you like it!"

"What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese."

"Did you know Hitler was blinded in WW1? That's when he became a not-see"

"Kids are like doughnuts. Sweet and yummy but more than one, maybe two, and you're like, ""What the hell have I done?"""