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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because there is running shooting and stealing involved!"

"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you..."

"Let me tell you a pizza joke... Nevermind it's too cheesy"

"ME: *pulling up my pants* What's the prognosis, Doc? DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT?! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor."

"No mom I won't go to ""night school,"" I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours"

"How did that bullfight come out? Oh it was a toss-up!"

"Who sings ""Love me tender"" and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis."

"Dear guy who parked his Lexus across two parking spaces: Your car got paint on my keys."

"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm still working on it..."