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Joke of the Day
"Heard about the baby seal who walked into a club? ba doom doom cha!"
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"My ex girlfriend was like a pile of shit. Always had a thousand eyes on her."
"[God creating the ocean] GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere. ANGEL: Nice, that way if they're thirsty, they GOD: Make it undrinkable."
"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses."
"So someone asks a junkie.. Do you still use heroin? Well.. On the one hand yes, on the other hand no."
"What's the difference between James Dean and Jimmy Dean? Jimmy Dean is sausage in the skillet, James Dean was hamburger on the road."
"A husband and wife are getting married.... Minister: And now your wedding vows Groom: A E I O U Bride: Omg do u ever take anything seriously? Groom: sometimes....why?"
"Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No I'm sick now."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?"
"I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed."