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Joke of the Day

"Heard about the baby seal who walked into a club? ba doom doom cha!"

"When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Thankfully, it all changed when I was born."

"Some say that Mexicans are bordering on the insane... But so what? So are Canadians."

"My mom (seriously) asked if my friend's brother ""still had down syndrome."" No mother, he walked it off."

"I took the shell off my racing snail... ... thinking it would make it go faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish."

"What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute"

"I don't always start a joke without finishing it, but when I d"

"Dinner at robots family Mum, dad and little robot. Little robot asks his mom - What we'll have for dinner today. Mom replies: SCREW."

"My wife said ""vase"" wrong so I corrected her and now we know that it can just barely fit over my head."

"Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class."