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Joke of the Day

"Some say that Mexicans are bordering on the insane... But so what? So are Canadians."

"It took years for my gf to get me to put down the toilet seat. Though, I really don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place."

"What do Pedophiles hand out after dinner? Under eights"

"What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet."

"Americans should be asking Santa for better presidential candidates and nothing else."

"How come Americans never play chess? Because they are missing two towers."

"Nothing says ""I enjoyed the taste of paste, fingerpaint, and crayons in first grade"" more than a potato chip bag opened from the bottom."

"*pokes forehead* Is this thing on ?"

"Mom, Dad, I'm a gatherer. -Caveman coming out to his parents."

"What is the most obvious caretaker? It's a parent."