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Joke of the Day
"I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^"
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"How's my life? Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with ""let's just say""."
"Why don't you see any slow black people? Because the slow ones are in prison."
"Why can't you checkmate a christian? Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist."
"A blind walks into a bar He said ""Aw!"""
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad, I had to take his bike away"
"What's the worse quality of a hermit crab? They're too shell-fish!"
"Trying anal is like Washing dry hands with wet soap... ...it doesn't feel the same, but its getting the same job done..."
"*throws a dead pigeon at jerk who cut me off in traffic* Wife: Hun, I don't think ""flipping the bird"" means what you think it means."
"What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts? Master Bates"