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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay wildcat? A dandelion"
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"Can't, busy teaching a toddler gang signs."
"What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"
"Women are good politicians... Because they know how to introduce bills in the house."
"Why can't witches have babies? Because their husbands have hollow-weenies."
"How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE"
"TIFU by letting my dog have sex with me (NSFW) It was ruff"
"My wife accused me of being immature... I told her to get out of my fort."
"Just overheard the phrase, ""pregnant with a baby,"" and secretly wondered what the other options were."
"My neighbor told me she doesn't care what people think about her. So I told her I think about her naked. Turns out she's a hypocrite."