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Joke of the Day

"I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer... Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist I'd have so much cash on me I'd probably get mugged by a black man."

"What's your best Michael Jackson is dead joke?"

"A baby seal walks into a club. ...while two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bah-dum-tsssssss."

"Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics."

"What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay? You get a Christian Bale"

"Life is just better when you're laughing."

"Why do rednecks like the doggie position? That way they can both watch wrestling."

"RT if u ever stare at a computer screen for so many hours that ur body ceases to exist and u live entirely within a virtual reality"

"How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard."