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Joke of the Day
"Why dont blind people go skydiving? It scares the hell out of the dog."
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"An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with."
"Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance? There wasn't a punch line."
"What do gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."
"What do you call a Female Clown? A Clunt."
"For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says ""please take one"" That way it looks like I actually had candy once"
"What starts with F and ends with UCK? Fuck"
"If you're in a hot dog eating contest, poop on the table, and then while everyone is too grossed out to eat, just finish one hot dog."
"Ultimate confusion What is the ultimate confusion? Two gay guys in a hottub full of sausages."
"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the batmobile."